you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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