It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
is wine microwaveable?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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