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I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
how bad is she
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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