walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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