hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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