great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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