my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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