Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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