We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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