I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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