i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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