Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
My ass is underappreciated
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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