I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
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Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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