I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
This house was built for laser tag.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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