You made me cry and you don't even care
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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