I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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