You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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