I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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