This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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