It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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