that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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