I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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