Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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