Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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