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Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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