Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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