Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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