she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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