So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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