check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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