I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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