wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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