She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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