Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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