I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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