Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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