Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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