Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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