And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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