38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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