Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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