Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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