I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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