do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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