32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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