she was so not down for the gang bang
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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