she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize