ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He has the fingertips of a God
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