So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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