She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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